Trash TV for Trash Days: Curated Worsts

If you search the tags I search, you'll end up with as many gold nuggets as dog nuggets. Here's a list of the best of the trash, curated by  your local trash panda. Most of these fall into these groups:

• Drugstore romance novel-grade trash
• WTF did I just watch
• So bad it's good
• Glorious hate-watches
• Check all your brain cells at the door
• ...wow. O_o How did this make it past the censors? (ultra risque or NSFW)
• So much fast-forwarding. All the fast forwarding
• Yikes, this did not age well
• I'm so mad I almost dropped my TV off the balcony
• If anyone catches me watching this I'll never live it down

Some of these I've rated highly. Don't @ me. Tags will probably include triggering elements, so make sure you review any titles for your own tolerance.